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The cross with the wheel is the star here. It’s like, I don’t mind dying for your sins, but you gotta make this cross thing easier; my back’s been killing me.
John
Lol thanks jtb
5th station of the cross – jesus is fitted with hydraulics and ground effex.
OMG. LOL
I’m so excited about never having to touch my pets again!
I am glad I had the yopportunity to look at this today.
Motorized ice cream cone.
Surely we are better than this.
I doubt we are, but I have a different concern. Even the ancient Greeks were familiar with centrifugal force (although they didn’t have access to ice cream or small electric motors to really test the theory).
You combine a little alcohol and a first year engineering student, and you have an ice cream weapon. You saw what they did with riding lawn mowers.
John
I don’t dare show these to my husband – he’ll ask me to look up ordering information for all the lazy products.
As a culture this must be our Legaco.
Never eating oranges and/or grapefruit again
Looks like she’s smuggling out a couple bags of Valencias.
Hahaha…where to start? Would love to know what was going through the street line-painter’s head……”oh well, it’s an act of God, have to go around it”, lol. And anything used for it’s original purpose while in the packaging is almost too good to be true. I suddenly feel so alive and responsible…
I actually wish I could sit while brushing my teeth. We have cabinets under our sink so no can do…damit.
I will always wash my produce from now on.
Actually, the mowing around the flagpole is kind of genius…
My grandparents had a pile of old Reader’s Digests when I was a kid, and I’d look at them sometimes. The lawn mower around (some kind of stationary object) came from Roy Doty’s Wordless Workshop if I recall correctly.
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Door. Stopped.
The pizza made me laugh so hard my drink came out of my nose.
Oh god….. All of these are fucktarded…