A Few Quick Things, vol. 19

I took off my wedding ring a week or so ago, on account of my fatness. It fit perfectly in 1993, when we were hitched by a radio judge in Atlanta. But in 2015… it was below the skin. Know what I mean? It didn’t hurt or anything, but I was afraid it might cinch-off […]

A Few Quick Things, vol. 62

Clearly, I’m unable to keep up with this website right now. And it bothers me. I sometimes dream about how I’m not living up to my obligations, and suck on a basic molecular level. Oh, I have a regular lineup of anxiety dreams, and the sorry state of this website is currently batting third. It […]