Pickles, Cynicism, Southward Oozing, and Crazy-Ass Stances

I went to Burger King with the younger boy on Saturday, and you can see the level of nasty-ass that was perched on my Whopper. I usually order everything without pickles, but got talked out of it this time. “You don’t want any shitty pickles, right?” I said to the boy, while making our way to […]

Do You Think Of Yourself As A Good Negotiator?

I don’t. Not really. Oh, I’ve had a few small victories along the way, but generally lose interest and run out of steam early in the process. Ya know? I go into it vowing to hold my own, and at some point just say fukkit and start signing papers. Life is too short to waste […]