Live-Blogging The Christmas Tree Weekend

I found the above graphic somewhere, a few days ago, and it made me both chuckle and frown. I chuckled for an obvious reason: it’s funny. But I frowned because judgmental is misspelled. I always notice stuff like that, and it’s a curse. ‘Cause it happens all the time — people can’t spell for shit […]

Pickles, Cynicism, Southward Oozing, and Crazy-Ass Stances

I went to Burger King with the younger boy on Saturday, and you can see the level of nasty-ass that was perched on my Whopper. I usually order everything without pickles, but got talked out of it this time. “You don’t want any shitty pickles, right?” I said to the boy, while making our way to […]