Some Thoughts On The New “Give Me A Freaking Break!” Prius Commercial

Have you seen this thing? Wow! It feels like a parody of the stereotypical Prius driver: smug and self-righteous. In fact, it wouldn’t be out of place on an episode of Portlandia. Yet, it’s a real ad, and apparently sincere. I have a few thoughts… That kid, let’s call him Soy Boy, gives me the […]

May I Ask You a Few Questions About Haircuts? I Have Some Questions

Toney just gave me a homemade haircut. I prefer the store-bought variety, but these hand-rolled versions are getting better and better. The first time she did it, a couple of years ago, it felt like I had a Gumby head for the next three weeks. The shit was asymmetrical. But her skillz have improved, and […]