Archives for June 2014

I Love Wendy’s But Somebody Should Do A Stretch In Prison For Their New Burger

It’s true, Wendy’s is by far my favorite of the mega-fast food chains. It would be difficult to improve upon their classic #1 combo with cheese, no pickles, and a Coke. That, my friends, is perfection in a sack. And their chicken sandwiches, salads, and even French fries are all shockingly good. If I wasn’t […]

Do You Ever Feel Like You’re Falling Apart? I Sure As Shit Do

I used to work with a man who would arrive every morning, check all four doors of his car to make sure they were locked, then stop halfway to the entrance of our building and return to check his doors again. During the workday he’d also go out and re-check them, just in case sunspot […]