Buy Jeff a Beer!

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He works hard at bringing the funny here. Well, not hard, but fairly consistently. And he likes beer. Care to show your appreciation by buying him some? He’d be much obliged.

And how do I know this, you ask? Because I am Jeff, writing in a semi-creepy third person. I thank you for your consideration, and so does he.

Yuengling Lager pint $3

Fancy-pants microbrew pint $5

Yuengling Lager pitcher $10

Snooty craft beer pitcher $15

Case of Yuengling Lager $20

Case of over-hopped boutique brew $30

Pony keg of Yuengling Lager $50

Saturday night for two at the Beer Snob Tavern $100

Weekend car trip to Dogfish Head brewery $250

You’re drunk yourself, and prone to making bad decisions $1000

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