A Few Quick Things, vol. 71

It smells like a decomposing monkey in here. My home office (aka The Bunker) shares a wall with our garage, and every time it gets hot and humid outside… there’s a mild hint of dead animal in the air. We’ve never had any issues with varmints, that I’m aware of, so it’s confusing to me. […]

Some Of The Stuff That Happened When I Was In School Would Probably End Up On CNN Today

The Great Four-Square Debate of ’78 When I was in ninth grade I punched some kid named Jon so hard in the face, I think his head went all the way around. And sure, it was partially because he spelled his name “Jon,” but that wasn’t the main reason. He’d been a relentless prick to […]