August 2015
- 17: Pulled Over, Yet Again! Please Share Your Stories (66)
- 08: The State Of My Fat Ass: A Possible Return to The West Virginia Surf Report! (61)
- 01: Want To Appear on Property Brothers? Let’s Check Out the Application (18)
July 2015
- 28: What Accents Do You Like, and Which Ones Drive You Up the Wall? (46)
- 21: Ever Been Bitten By A Spider? I Think I Was Last Week, And It Wasn’t Good (34)
- 14: A Few Quick Things, vol. 52 (39)
- 07: What Are Your Favorite and Least-Favorite Appetizers? (59)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 7 (23)
June 2015
- 23: Are You Getting Old Yet? Apparently I Am (53)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 71 (31)
- 07: A Story So Dark, This Is The First Time I’m Telling It In Nearly 35 Years (26)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 48 (28)
May 2015
- 26: Three Day Weekend, Return of the Gnats, and Rock ‘n’ Roll Tattoos (41)
- 18: A Few Quick Things, vol. 19 (21)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 1 (54)
- 11: The Replacements in Philly: The Band Was Great, But I Have Some Complaints (20)
- 04: A Few Quick Things, vol. 29 (48)
April 2015
- 27: A Few Quick Things, vol. 62 (33)
- 16: In Celebration Of The Things That Have Made Us Laugh The Most, vol. 1 (66)
March 2015
- 29: A Few Quick Things, vol. 8 (92)
- 21: Some Of The Stuff That Happened When I Was In School Would Probably End Up On CNN Today (20)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 17 (33)
- 05: Has Anyone Ever Said You Look Like A Celebrity? Tell Us About It! (57)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, vol. 296 (41)
February 2015
- 24: Sweet Sainted Mother of Harold Hecuba! It’s Been Way Too Long (43)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 146 (69)
January 2015
- 31: In Celebration Of Waking Up In Utter Confusion! (42)
- 26: The Week That Was: Drug Stores, Sickness, and Some Rare Good News (49)
- 19: The Mystery of the Flowery Hand and Other Adventures (41)
- 06: Grouchy Flights and Delayed Barbers, or Something (49)
- 03: The Week That Was And The Weekend That Will Be (26)
December 2014
- 26: We Made It! Christmas Is Behind Us For Another Year! (36)
- 20: 25 Alt Rock Band Names I Came Up With While Having Coffee This Morning (40)
- 15: Peer Pressure: Some Things We’re All Supposed To Love, Yet I Never Really Did (63)
- 13: Live-Blogging The Christmas Tree Weekend (14)
- 06: It’s The Weekend, And I’m Just Gonna Write This Thing A Little At A Time (37)
- 05: Ridiculous Excuses For Calling In Sick To Work! (21)
- 02: Some More Randomness: BONUS Randomness! (23)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 146 (24)
November 2014
- 27: Thanksgiving Weekend Tradition: Quality Time In Front Of The Television! (10)
- 24: In Celebration of Strange Children… And Some Other Odds And Ends (51)
- 17: In Celebration Of Small Things That Bring Big Pain (61)
- 13: The Great Vodka and Five Alive Story, Extended Version (18)
- 06: So, What’s For Lunch Today? (28)
- 03: In Celebration Of Our Worst Thanksgivings Ever! (28)
October 2014
- 30: Are All Five Of Your Senses Still Functioning Properly? A Few Are Letting Me Down (27)
- 27: How Could A Small Three-Hour Adjustment Throw My Whole Life Into Disarray? (21)
- 24: What Genres Of TV Shows And Movies Do You Tend To Avoid? These Are Mine (43)
- 20: The Week In Rage: Am I Really The Problem? (60)
- 16: 20 Ridiculous and Hilarious Bathroom Signs (27)
- 13: What Are The Craziest Everyday-Use Vehicles You’ve Seen? (39)
- 09: Tell Us About The Memorable Doctors You Have Known (64)
- 06: Have You Ever Had To Call 911? What Was Going On? (55)
- 02: Airplane Horror Stories: Please Tell Us About Your Worst Flying Experiences (62)
September 2014
- 29: Pickles, Cynicism, Southward Oozing, and Crazy-Ass Stances (102)
- 25: What’s The Most Money You’ve Ever Spent On A Single Article Of Clothing? (73)
- 24: Caption Contest: 5 Wacked-Out Photos I Found On The Internet This Week (15)
- 22: Saturday Was The Worst, And I’m Largely To Blame (56)
- 18: Do You Think Of Yourself As A Good Negotiator? (28)
- 15: Never Mind Ebola and War: These Are Our Top Stories of the Week (21)
- 11: Some Thoughts On The New “Give Me A Freaking Break!” Prius Commercial (72)
- 08: Notebook Purge: a Big Mess o’ Random Thoughts (27)
- 04: What Are The Little Things In Life That Keep You Sane? (29)
- 01: 25 Examples of Mind-Blowing Laziness! (20)
August 2014
- 28: I Wasn’t Looking For It, But Today I Found the Internet’s Anus (34)
- 25: Use the F-Word in a Grocery Store, and You Might Go to Jail (52)
- 21: Our Son Moved Into A Fancy Hotel, And It Shredded My Soul (46)
- 18: Disappointing Vacation Destinations, and the Surprisingly Great Ones (70)
- 14: 10 Easy Ways To Be An Asshole Behind The Wheel (52)
- 11: The Rejected Seinfeld Script, and Some Questionable Brady Ideas (27)
- 07: Would You Allow Your Nine Year Old Kid To Walk Eight Blocks To School? (35)
- 06: Have You Ever Known Anyone Named David? Tell Us Your David Stories! (21)
- 04: 3-in-5 Americans Have Had Sex In A Car, And How Could It Not Be More?? (41)
July 2014
- 31: May I Ask You a Few Questions About Haircuts? I Have Some Questions (45)
- 30: Ever Known Anyone Named Susan? We’re Going to Need to Hear About Her (29)
- 28: Sure Signs of Aging: I’m Noticing a Few. How About You? (82)
- 24: Two 1970s Birthday Parties: An Analysis (30)
- 23: Do You Know Anyone Named Mike? We’re Gonna Need Your Mike Stories (28)
- 21: Cringeworthy! Three Terrible Moments From My Ridiculous Life (32)
- 17: Car Trouble? Prepare Yourself For These Highly Unsatisfactory Reactions (43)
- 16: Everybody’s Talking About Mary! Share Your Mary Stories Here (31)
- 14: In Celebration of People Who ALMOST Get It Right (108)
- 10: Some Random Notes on the Most Sacred Part of the Day (59)
- 09: Have You Ever Known Anyone Named James, Jim, or Jimmy? (43)
- 07: Warning: Do Not Read This If You Haven’t Eaten Yet (61)
- 03: There Are Many Things That Annoy Me About House Hunters, Yet I Cannot Stop Watching (53)
- 02: Have You Ever Known Anyone Named Lisa? Join The Lisa Discussion! (57)
June 2014
- 30: I Love Wendy’s But Somebody Should Do A Stretch In Prison For Their New Burger (63)
- 26: Do You Ever Feel Like You’re Falling Apart? I Sure As Shit Do (49)
- 23: Leaving Home For The First Time: How’d It Go For You? (42)
- 19: The International Gallery of Shitheads, Exhibit 1 (69)
- 16: Is There Anything More Traumatic Than New Glasses When You’re A Kid? (32)
- 12: Did Other Kids Make Fun of Your Name? They Sure Did Mine (86)
- 09: The Most Important Decade In Every Person’s Life: How Did You Fare? (65)
- 05: I Have Seen A Lot Of Crazy Shit Happen Inside Grocery Stores (52)
- 02: For Fun, Let’s Talk At Length About Death! (92)
