Admittedly, some of these might work better as album titles, but what do you want from me? I’m a very busy man. After I finish with this idiocy, please feel free to add your own non-existent band names in the comments. And thanks for reading!
Cannonball of Feces
A Vic Tayback Misunderstanding
The Lint Donkeys
Musical Fruit
Tuberculosis!
Sport Baxter
A Smattering of Assholes
Stench Event
Jelly Glass
1000 Photos of a Scrotum
Barrel of Despair
Robots in the Trees
Hammer Pants
Courtesy Flush
Roundhouse Kick to the Gullet
Camping with Cromartie
Jiggleneck Fiesta
Lotta Jaw
Coinstar Drunks
The Crippled Cowards
Butter Blindness
H. E. Pennypacker
So Much Urine
Dynamints
Fudge Bunnies
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I never did come up with a good band name, but I always knew my first album would be called “Igneous Rock”
Stench Event is performing in my living room as we speak.
Stench Event is performing in my living room as we speak.
Awesome. :(. Sorry ’bout that peeps.
Sock Monkey
Lackadaisical Hand Job
Bogus Andretti
The Long Goodbye
1) Here’s a fun game. Try to figure out which of Jeff’s band names triggered the dynamic ad at the bottom of his post to advertise stump removal.
2) Seems to me that a lot of the above band names are great alt names, but that some of them would be better suited for punk, hardcore, or, in one case, cuddlecore.
3) I’m just saying.
jtb
Ha! For a second there, I thought the Coinstar Drunks was an actual band and was included in error on your list– I had heard of the band before but had forgotten that you were the source! In my imagination, the Coinstar Drunks sound a bit like the Butthole Surfers . . .
Anyway, I think their debut smash should be titled, “Lipstick on My Teeth.”
Always wanted to start an alt band called Stepmother Teresa.
My class had a fantasy band we called “Hemi and the Rhoids”. In the vain of the Ramones we had Rhoid names. Mine was Rip Rhoid but for the life of me I cant remember any of the others and there were a dozen. Getting old stinks when you cant remember the funny stuff.
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I followed her to the station
with a suitcase in my hand
And I followed her to the station
with a suitcase in my hand
Well, it’s hard to tell, it’s hard to tell
when all your love’s in vein
Sweet curmudgeon ( she lovingly scratches his chin ) thank you for having my back and not making a mockery of me.
Gorilla Monsoon
SuperHorse
Joey and the Fatones
I’m pretty sure I saw Mexican Diarrhea open for Courtesy Flush way back when.
Transvaginal Mesh
Rudimentary Peni
…wait, that was a real band.
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A name born of old-time Surf Reporters:
A Vagina Full of Bad Decisions
Sheryl Crow is still recording?
Yup. And Lance Armstrong keeps chiming in with “Daddy’ll sing bass”, even though his testiclettes preclude him from hitting anything lower than D above high C.
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Sorry, Limey. I should have mentioned that that was a motherfucker of a quality comment.
John
Motherfucker Of A Quality Comment touring soon near you….
Testiclettes. I love their first album!
The Turdles. With a “d”.
Franky Goes to Anaheim
Broken Dishes and Bare Feet
This is obviously a country band.
Bucket Full of Snot
Whore & the Moans
Stinky Pete & the Vagrants
Snatch Factory
I love it when my fingers smell like a snatch factory!
Phlegm Pets
Ball Gravy
Skeeter’s Willy
The Chocolate Sidewinders
The Tryptophan Society
Rona and the Welts
Right, the band names.
The Shoes
Overtime Bandits
Blood, Sweat and Cappucino
Municipal Bike
The Subway Fugitives
The Vapes
Insidious W.T.F. (more of a rapper)
Apologistas
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Steel Toast
Flomax
Erectile set
It’s Christmas Eve, and for a decade and more, this blog has contained at least a little holiday cheer. So I’ll post a link I’ve provided occasionally at this time of year, and hope other festive content follows.
This is just a short sonnet about a businessman who, through the vagaries of the business world, is forced to put a friend out of business just before Christmas. I wish you all a joyous holiday season.
John
http://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/karma
A Christmas classic:
http://www.npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/sedaris-and-crumpet-the-elf-a-holiday-tradition
That one is outstanding. I’ve heard it several times, and now I get to hear it again. Thanks, Jazzbone!
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Merry Christmas my band of questionably merry surf reporters! =-)