Archives for July 2015

What Accents Do You Like, and Which Ones Drive You Up the Wall?

So, I’ve started walking every day. You know, to try to escape from this phone booth of fat I’ve been trapped in for the last 20 years or so. Plus, I don’t want my heart to start cutting in and out on me. I’m getting kind of old, and that’s now a very real possibility. […]

Ever Been Bitten By A Spider? I Think I Was Last Week, And It Wasn’t Good

Last Wednesday, before leaving for work, I took Andy (Black Lips Houlihan) for a short walk, so he could pee and log-out. When we returned he went straight for his water bowl, and I came down here to the bunker. I flopped in front of my computer, and the next thing I know… I’m plunged […]