Archives for March 2015

A Few Quick Things, vol. 8

It finally looks like spring outside. Except, of course, for the giant patches of snow still on the ground, and the 27 degree temperature… But, we’re getting there. There’s a genuine feeling of spring in the air: it’s sunny, and human beings are emerging from their homes, rubbing their eyes, and starting to clean up […]

Some Of The Stuff That Happened When I Was In School Would Probably End Up On CNN Today

The Great Four-Square Debate of ’78 When I was in ninth grade I punched some kid named Jon so hard in the face, I think his head went all the way around. And sure, it was partially because he spelled his name “Jon,” but that wasn’t the main reason. He’d been a relentless prick to […]