Archives for July 2014

May I Ask You a Few Questions About Haircuts? I Have Some Questions

Toney just gave me a homemade haircut. I prefer the store-bought variety, but these hand-rolled versions are getting better and better. The first time she did it, a couple of years ago, it felt like I had a Gumby head for the next three weeks. The shit was asymmetrical. But her skillz have improved, and […]

Ever Known Anyone Named Susan? We’re Going to Need to Hear About Her

Strangely, I’m not coming up with much. It feels like I should’ve crossed paths with many a Susan. Or even the occasional Sue. But, not so much. We were friends with a couple in Atlanta, and the woman’s name was Sue. But we haven’t seen or heard from her since the ’90s. She was politically […]